Monday, February 17, 2025

ARE PROFESSORS BEING NEUTERED?

 

I've been a day laborer, janitor, night watchman, store clerk, barber’s apprentice, U.S. Army officer, seventh-grade teacher and, for forty-six years, a professor. I was married for over half a century. Together my wife and I raised two children to happy, productive adulthood. Ultimately, she was torn from my side by 17 years of ever-progressing Parkinson's Disease. But despite my lifetime of experiences, years of advanced study, several books, almost a hundred articles, plus ofer 40 years of teaching, I was obliged to submit to anonymous "course" evaluations by puerile undergraduates, semester after semester. 

Had I been required to evaluate my professors as an undergraduate, I would have been certain someone had taken leave of their senses. Clearly, evaluation was the professor's job, NOT mine ! Nowadays, students are not asked, but required, to evaluate their betters! I can't imagine a better way to foster an ill-advised sense of entitlement.

The Barber's Cat

 Perhaps my sense of place was more well developed than most adolescents because I apprenticed in my Dad’s barbershop. It was in Altoona, Pennsylvania — then, one of the world's largest railroad centers. The shop was heavily populated by no-nonsense men who helped make the Pennsylvania the "Standard Railroad of the World." Many were also veterans of W.W. II and/or Korea. 

This was a demanding environment for a 14 year old and I soon learned to keep my opinions to myself. Early on I once chanced a remark, only to have a case-hardened customer say I reminded him of the barber's cat: "Full of piss and wind." That remark provoked shop-wide laughter. Thereafter, I kept my opinions to myself.

Now let's get back to these so-called "course" evaluations. When our college's administration imposed them, they claimed it would help them better measure course effectiveness. Previous administrations (dating back over a century) had never tried anything remotely like this. Probably because they thought students were generally incapable of delivering fair, mature, accurate appraisals — especially if they'd just earned a bad grade. 

The Provost foolishly tried to smooth our brows by pointing out that these "course" evaluations would also support fairer tenure and promotion decisions. This despite previously assuring us that this process was solely meant to evaluate courses, not professors

"Money Makes the World Go Around"  

I think introducing these "course" evaluations in college after college was not primarily inspired by a desire to measure course effectiveness, but to try to deal with a collegiate financial crises. For instance, like many colleges at that time, we were experiencing a shortage of applicants. That meant management was focused on the diminishing cash flow. And that required, among other things, keeping present "customers" satisfied. 

The most expeditious way to achieve that was grade inflation. Make grading easier and you retain more students. But that retention tactic could never be openly encouraged. But by introducing these so-called "course" evaluations, faculty could be coerced to cooperate for their own reasons. Chiefly, that inflating grades generally boosted the professor's "course" evaluation scores. 

Want "students" to rate you highly? Give them better grades than they deserve. So grade inflation was a win-win for spooked school administrators as well as professors who wanted good evaluations. What was lost in this Devil's bargain was fairness. Fairness for students who were actually doing quality work; and fairness for professors who stuck to reasonable standards. Both got screwed. Still another long term casualty was the value of the school's diplomas. Although that was less noticeable.

Anonymous Denunciation

"Course" evaluations were completly anonymous. Students were sternly instructed not to sign their names. This anonymity encouraged students to down-grade any professors who demanded diligence and the discomfort of serious thought.  

And students knew who graded them. Professors could only guess. So none of ever knew if a bad evaluation was retribution from some class-cutting dullard, or an honest evaluation from a student whose opinion mattered. 

A particularly humiliating finale topped off this process. On the last day of class, we professors were told to just distribute the evaluations, then leave the room.  Students might, or might, not collude once the professor we were gone. Anyway, when finished students placed their completed evaluations on the front desk to be collected by the last student finishing. He or she then sealed them in the provided envelope, and delivered the sealed packet to the department secretary. Professors were not to touch them until they were officially returned to us some months later. Clearly, we weren't to be trusted.

Excommunication

The collected evaluations were perused by a succession of administrators, then, months later, returned to us. We were to review them, benefit from the feedback, bind them for future reference, and record summative statistics on a spreadsheet. Those statistics would prove critical in any future tenure or promotion hearings.  They were the equivalent of our professorial batting average. Except hits can be reliably tabulated. They either are or they aren't. Our "hits" were recorded by dozens of self-interested umpires.

A "Tenure and Promotion Committee" conducted the inquisition ultimately determining a tenure or promotion candidate's fate. Chaired by the Provost, this committee was staffed by thoroughly house trained faculty, appointed by a similarly cooperative "Committee on Committees." I once asked the  Chair of the Committee on Committees why, in spite of my years of satisfactory service, I had never been selected to serve on this critical committee. She explained that I was "insufficiently attentive to administrative intent." This woman, by the way, was exquisitely sensitive to it. In consequence, she soon became Dean of Arts and Sciences.

Anyway, this Committee on Committees  was very powerful. They were, in effect, the Inquisitors. And the professor being examined was not even permitted to appear at his or her own inquisition. Representation was provided by their Department Chair who might or might not like the candidate.  Should a candidate have weak statistics, or should the Provost jesuitically hint disapproval, the candidate's chances were doomed. 

Predictably, professors were denied any opportunity to evaluate their chair, their dean, the provost, or the president. I once asked our new Dean, the same lady with remarkable sensitivity to administrative intent, if faculty would ever be afforded the opportunity to grade her and her superiors? I stressed that professors were obviously better qualified to evaluate administrators than immature. inexperienced youngsters were their professors. She muttered uncomfortably that this would be decided at some future date. That date, of course, turned out to be never. 

Administrators know allowing professors to evaluate them will result in their disempowerment in the same way "course" evaluations disempower faculty. Moreover, at least at my college, professors were also expressly forbidden from initiating any communications with members of the board of trustees.  

A Final Word 

"Course" evaluations effectively disempower professors. They commonly are introduced during times of low enrollment to keep bodies in seats and help balance the budget. In the short run, this buys time. In the long run, it is the road to ruin. 

How many institutions of higher education are doing this right now? Far, far too many. What will it yield? Inferior education and embarrassingly incompetent graduates. Is there any way to forestall it? Not really. The law of supply and demand is at work and the results are not happy ones. 






Enough said.