Sunday, November 24, 2024

PROGRAMMATIC DEFINITIONS ARE TRECHEROUS: here's why

 


Here is a classic programmatic definition: "Abortion is murder." Why? Because if you accept the definition, you necessarily accept the program of action that goes with it. What program of action? Redefining induced abortion as an act of murder. It is NOT murder anywhere in America. Not even in states where abortion is outlawed after a certain term of pregnancy. 


"Abortion is murder" does not mirror ordinary usage. As evidence let's look at the two key words, "abortion" and "murder." The Medical Dictionary explicitly defines abortion as: termination of pregnancy before the fetus is viable. In the medical sense, this term and the term miscarriage both refer to the termination of pregnancy before the fetus is capable of survival outside the uterus. The term abortion is more commonly used as a synonym for induced abortion, the deliberate interruption of pregnancy as opposed to miscarriage, which connotes a spontaneous or natural loss of the fetus. 

The Oxford Dictionary of English defines "murder" as: the unlawful premeditated killing of a human being by another.

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Pope Francis declared abortion to be a "crime" even though in the United States, and in other Western nations, it isn't. So the Pope's definition is programmatic. If we accept the Pope's definition, we embrace the Roman Catholic program of action that is embedded in it. Redefining abortion as the capital crime of murder. 

Clearly the Pope's definition violates ordinary usage. Abortion is not a crime, at least not until a certain duration of pregnancy has passed. Nor do polls evidence a majority of Americans agree with the Pope that it is an "absolute evil." The Pope's violation of ordinary usage - and popular consensus - is what makes his definition programmatic. And that is troublesome because this linguistic maneuver delegitimizes debate and stifles discussion. 

Accept the Pope's definition and we need not wonder if a girl who has been forcibly raped by her father should have the option of abortion. If she and/or her mother choose that course of action, no matter how desperately they choose it, she/they are, by the Pope's definition our murderers who have chosen an "absolute evil." And, according to the Pope's pronouncement, this would be true even if the abortion were performed before the embryo was even a fetus - much less capable of independent survival outside the womb.

The practical force of programmatic definitions is that their acceptance has consequences far exceeding mere linguistic preference. Accept Pope Francis's definition, for example, and there is no room for argument or contrary evidence. The choice has been made for us. 


A handy, though by no means infallible, method of identifying programmatic definitions is the presence of adjectives such as “true “ or “real.” For example, "A true conservative is one who ...". You can fill in the rest. But those who offer programmatic definitions do not necessarily intend to deceive or slip us a linguistic Mickey. 

Individuals offering programmatic definitions might well believe that the meaning they propose is the only “true” or “right” one. Sincerity and good intentions, however, are not enough. To avoid being programmatic, definitions must mirror ordinary usage, stand against contrary evidence and surmount informed disagreement. Mere assertion will not do.


Wednesday, November 20, 2024

STUDENTS GRADING PROFESSORS: you've got to be kidding

 I've raised two children to happy, productive adulthood. I was married to the same loving woman for more than half a century until she was torn from my side by Parkinson's Disease. I've worked as a day laborer, a janitor, a night watchman, a store clerk, a barber’s apprentice, an Army officer, a seventh-grade teacher, then earned a doctorate and, for forty-six years, was a professor, teacher educator and author. Nevertheless, I was required to submit to anonymous evaluation by immature, inexperienced, sometimes astonishingly ignorant, undergraduates each and every semester. 

When our university introduced this process, administrators claimed "the school" needed "course" evaluations to more accurately appraise instruction. They stressed that previous administrations had to rely solely on word of mouth. Faculty were simultaneously reassured that course evaluations would also support fairer decisions concerning tenure and promotion They claimed even though these wer to bee course evaluations. 

Frankly, when it came ro promotion and tenure, I think these evaluations had more to do with finance than fairness. When a school is suffering a shortage of tuition dollars, which ours usually was, it's only natural for management to focus on keeping the customer satisfied. And what kept many of our customers satisfied was getting a good grade with little effort. 

For over a 100 years, previous administrations never even invited, much less required, students  who wer commonly not fully developed, to take the measure of their betters. I doubt they even considered it. After all, t at that stage of their development a lot of students are incapable of mature judgement — especially if they earned a bad grade.

Worse still, these so-called course evaluations were anonymous. Students were specifically instructed not to sign their name. Providing this shield of anonymity increased the probability of would use the evaluation for retributive denunciation. Indirectly encouraged students to down-grade any professor who expected a certain measure of talent, demanded hard work, or disturbed their mental equilibrium with disturbing contrary information. 

Of course, students have no doubts about who is grading them. But, given anonymous evaluations, professors can only guess. They might learn something useful if they could identify the respondent. But with this anonymity, they can never know if a bad rating is accurate, or merely retribution from some class-cutting dullard who earned that F. 

I scored well on these ratings, evidence my promotion to full professor. But I still found the process degrading. My colleagues bore this humiliation, and resultant disempowerment, in silence.  I suspect many remained silent solely because they didn't want to risk displeasing the authorities and worried that any complaint would imply incompetence.

A degrading finale topped off this process. Professors were instructed to make no comment about the process. They were to have a student distribute the evaluations, then they were to leave the classroom. For the professor, that is the way the semester ended. Completed evaluations were to be deposited on the front desk, collected by the last student finishing, sealed in the provided envelope, and delivered to the department secretary. —who had the necessary security clearance. 

The collected ratings were perused by an assortment of administrators, then eventually returned to us. We were to examine them and benefit from the feedback, bind them for future use, and record summative statistics on a spreadsheet. These would prove critical in any future tenure and promotion hearings. They served as the equivalent of baseball statistics. Except, in this game there were no umpires.

The "Tenure and Promotion Committee" presided over this process. It was staffed by reliably tractable faculty selected by the Committee on Committees. I once inquired why I was never selected. The committee chairman replied that I was "insufficiently attentive to administrative intent." She later became dean of arts and sciences.
This Tenure and Promotion Committee was chaired by the provost. If a candidate's evaluation statistics were weak, or the Provost hinted disapproval, prospects for tenure or promotion vanished.  

Remember too, this entire ritual was accomplished under the pretense that these were "course" evaluations, not evaluations of any professor. Hopefully this charade fooled no one. If it did, these fooled weren't smart enough to be professors to begin with.  

Had I been told to evaluate my professors when I was an undergraduate — way back in neolithic times — I would have thought those making that demand had taken leave of their senses. I knew, and my classmates knew, that we were green kids in the presence of full-scale adults who had accomplished more and knew a great deal more than we had. So it clearly was the professor's business to do the evaluating and the student's to be evaluated. Not these days.

Perhaps I knew my place better than many teens. That's because I apprenticed for several years in my dad’s barbershop. The shop was chiefly populated by tough, no-nonsense railroaders a lot of whom were also grizzled war veterans. I soon earned, sometimes the hard way, that I should keep my opinions to myself. I remember voicing my opinion on an adult subject only to have a veteran railroader say I reminded him of the barber's cat. I tentatively asked what that meant. He said, "It means you're full of piss and wind." Everyone but me found this quite funny. Thereafter, I kept my own counsel. 

We students were even subjected to a summative "Junior Standing" exam. It tested your knowledge of the required core subjects we took in our first two years. Fail this exam and you failed to become a junior. But remember, in those days at my school there were 3 applicants for every opening. Imagine a junior standing type test today. One with real teeth. Impossible, right? Closer to the contemporary standard when students are scarce is an old business motto, "The customer is always right."

An abundant supply of applicants collegiate rigor. But when students become scarce, as they are today, rigor starts to dissolve. So does the intellectual quality of the graduates. Making matters worse there are "professors" who actually decry the very concept of rigor. They say it's a form of oppression. Worse, they say,  it's "exclusionary." Of course it's exclusionary. college is supposed to be. It's supposed to be rigorous too. That's why it's "higher" education! 

Sorting and grading students is an unappealing but vital part of teaching. So the spineless moaners and curriers of student favor are dodging a major responsibility. That dereliction should cost them their jobs. Instead, it tends to improve their evaluations and that, in turn, wins them promotion and tenure. 

It's noteworthy that professors at my university were denied a commensurate opportunity to evaluate chairs, deans, provost, or the president. I once asked our dean, a lady who was particularly adroit at currying favor, when we would be afforded this opportunity? I stressed that mature, experienced, learned professors were obviously better qualified to evaluate administrators than immature. inexperienced, frequently ignorant youngsters were their professors. Looking both defensive and annoyed, she muttered this would be decided at some future date. Unsurprisingly, that date turned out to be never. 

 College administrators know full well that granting professors the power to evaluate them would result in the same disempowerment "course" evaluations visit on professors. What's sauce for the goose is indeed gall for the gander in this case. At my college professors were also expressly forbidden from initiating communication with any trustee. In other words, they were forbidden to evaluate administrative performance with any the administrator's bosses. 

"Course" evaluations are part of the current disempowerment that is  rendering teachers at all levels more and more impotent and less and less satisfied. Teachers are sometimes held accountable even when a student doesn't attend class, Should a chronically absent student fail to perform well on standardized tests, for instance, it can't possibly be that chronic truancy, or lousy parenting or even growing up in a crime ridden, drug addled, pest hole. Nope, the teacher is somehow at fault because it's his or her job to leave no child behind. What a colossal humbug!

Political correctness nourishes this silliness. Indeed, it is its all-purpose vitamin and mineral supplement. Too many academics, often concentrated in the softer disciplines, have become self-righteous converts to this new religion. The lengths to which they take this faith are truly astonishing. For instance, child molesters are no longer pederasts, but "minor attracted persons." Worse, the religious zeal characteristic of converts motivates these academic evangelicals to preach their dogmatic ideology to naive adolescents. And many of them are already longing for simple answers to the complex questions of late adolescence and early adulthood. 
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This quasi-religious indoctrination emboldens some students to self-righteously examine their professors for signs of deviation. In fact these true believers become tamer equivalents of Mao's Red Guard. Emboldened by evangelical true belief, they self righteously denounce any professor they deem to be a heretic. Meanwhile, too many administrators forget all about academic freedom or rigor. After all, there's their job security and total enrollment to consider. Some are even true believers themselves — or at least pretend to be. They become academic Torquemada's. 

I know a professor who was denounced by one of his Black female students. Her most obvious academic achievement was cutting two thirds of the time. Plainly, she had only fragmentary knowledge of what was being taught. Nevertheless, when she denounced the professor the department chair, he treated it seriously. 

What was she objecting to? That the professor had cited research showing that female professors are paid just as well as males once their discipline is factored in. She found this offensive, emotionally troubling and heretical. It violated her new conviction that the world was in the clutches of an all-powerful white male hegemony. It wasn't that she was lazy and didn't put forth the requisite effort. She was a victim! It's not hard to guess how she came to believe that. 

The chair entertained the girl's denunciation; then summoned the accused. He acknowledged that the professor had presented accurate and subject appropriate information. BUT, he added, the professor must remember that he is a white male. So, he must be more careful regarding which facts to present.

Such advice should be anathema in academe. Instead it is now commonplace because political correctness rules. In fact it's just a tamer version of Mao's "Cultural Revolution." Professors aren't being beaten, imprisoned, or murdered as they were in Mao's China. But they are subjected to name-calling, public ridicule, administrative muzzling and job loss. And to make things worse, this politically correct zealotry is provoking a right wing backlash that also threatens academic freedom.  Guess who's caught in the middle?

Current indications are that political correctness may be fading. The election of Donald Trump and corporate giants backing away from DEI indoctrination of their employees suggests as much. But in many institutions of higher ed it is firmly in charge and it will take courage to restore freedom, fairness and reason. And this is especially true when opponents of DEI and its unfair consequences risk being depicted as out-dated, homophobic, racist reactionaries. And professors willing to risk such defamation are in as short of supply as new collegiate applicants.

So far as abolishing student evaluations of professors is concerned, that possibility is as dead as road kill. And it likely will remain so even if, some time in the future, there again are an abundance of college applicants. Once  a new ideology is in place, especially when it is coupled with financial necessity, we can expect it to have Toyota-like durability.

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Wednesday, November 13, 2024

ARE MOST AMERICANS EDUCABLE or merely trainable?



"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity: and I'm not sure about the universe." 
Albert Einstein

“Essential questions” are intended to guide instruction and help students discover the big ideas that constitute the core of a topic of study. Let's apply this methodology to education itself. What is the most essential question we can ask about it? How about this: how many Americans are truly educable?

What’s the difference between being “educable” and “trainable?” Let’s stipulate that for a person to be “educable” they must be “capable of being improved in ways that depend on accurate information, logical reason and deep understanding.” A trainable person, in contrast, is incapable of being improved in these ways.

Have you ever wondered if many Americans are educable in any deep and abiding sense? A great deal of human misery is preventable if people could be taught to think effectively, listen closely, weigh facts accurately, and carefully consider alternative points of view. But failure to achieve these skills is commonplace — as is the misery and folly such failures. Why? Perhaps because most Americans, like most humans everywhere, are just not capable. 

Lack of Capacity and/or Interest 

 For education to be a cure, much less a cure-all, the majority must be capable of, and sufficiently interested in, gaining the requisite hard-won reason and understanding. Are most Americans up to that? Maybe not. 

Consider the long-standing popularity of P.T. Barnum’s observation that “There’s a sucker born every minute.”  Ponder the durability of H.L. Mencken’s dictum that “No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American people.” Perhaps such observations are so durable because they reflect fundamental reality? After all, half of the American people really are dumber than the other half - at least as measured by IQ tests. And, as Martin Luther King Jr., observed, "While you can fix a lot of things, you cannot fix stupidity."

Such an opinion is heretical to Americans bought up on our culture's nearly obligatory optimism regarding schooling's possibilities. Such a consideration is not even acknowledged by educational "leaders" be they principal, superintendent of schools, or Secretary of Education. Nevertheless, there is a large amount of evidence that supports this pessimistic view. Consider, as one of many examples, that many Americans continue to either deny or ignore that we humans are heating the globe to a catastrophic level. And they persist in this folly despite overwhelming objective evidence that climate change is real and growing ever more serious. 

Also consider how many humans trot off to slaughter every time someone decides America should give a war. Instead of learning from repeated previous slaughters, we humans continue to enthusiastically divide ourselves into pseudo-species, carefully nurture distrust and hatred toward one another, adopt beliefs that render others inferior to ourselves and then, sooner or later, join in still another horrific mutual slaughter of our fellow beings that is utterly foreign to any “lesser species.” For instance, fully fifteen million people were killed and twenty two million wounded in World War I. Yet just nineteen years later homo sapiens (man the thinker?) got himself into a far worse slaughter: WW II, This second ghastly tribute to human folly cost, maybe, 60 million people their lives and loosed hellish suffering on many more. Does any of this sound like the behavior of a species that is educable, i.e. “capable of being improved in ways that depend on reason and understanding?”

How come years of compulsory schooling has failed to cure this blindness?  Is it that their education was inadequate? Is it because a substantial number are unable to grasp the depth and urgency of the problem because they lack the brain power? Or, is it because of the many other educational impediments we'll soon mention?

Denying Readily Apparent Facts

The fact is many homo sapiens displays a peculiar reluctance, or inability, to employ reason and understanding even when the truth is readily apparent. The Harris Poll reported, for instance, that despite repeated official reports that no weapons of mass destruction were found in Iraq, the belief that Iraq possessed such weapons increased substantially after the war was over and evidence to the contrary was in.

That’s right, despite massive and widely publicized evidence to the contrary, the number of Americans who thought that Iraq possessed such weapons prior to Operation “Enduring Freedom” actually went up as evidence to the contrary became widely known. As a matter of fact, in February of 2005 only 36% thought Iraq was so armed; but in July of 2006 fully 50% believed they were. Does that sound like a conviction that grew out of widespread capacity for reason and understanding?

To be fair, those who changed their mind about those weapons of mass destruction might have done so out of an unconscious desire to rationalize their own original enthusiasm for the war and/or to justify the tremendous costs it has generated. In short, what seems to be evidence of public credulity might just be people being human, all to human. But that still leaves us wondering why the species is so very eager to cling to the mindless tribalism, hatred and the organized murder we call warfare? Is that evidence of Homo sapiens' educability?

Campaign Ads

One can also profitably consider the success of political campaign strategies based on the principle that most of us are fools. In the recent presidential election, for instance, swing state Pennsylvania's citizens were bombarded by an unprecedented and unrelenting multi-million dollar TV ad blitz that offered little but unsophisticated attack ads. Why so many of that kind? Because ads like that work and work well. Does their success suggest there is a great deal of deep thought going on out there?

Of course, political propagandists know how to play on emotions such as fear of the unknown, the alien and the complex. Moreover, the simplicity they offer is beguilingly attractive to a public that has to reach conclusions based on imperfect information and deliberate disinformation. Maybe that, rather than widespread intellectual ineffectiveness, is why the general public remains so exploitable and so oblivious to many urgently important issues. Let’s hope so. But don't put any money on it.

The Media

Evidence of a widespread ineducability is not confined to the repetitive insanity of war, assaults on the environment, or crass political chicanery. Consider, the quality of the media. More specifically, let’s consider infomercials or “paid programming.” 

Multiplied millions of dollars are spent buying TV time to peddle bogus nostrums, physical and spiritual, and many, many more millions are realized in consequence. Psychic hotlines generate fortunes for their bogus operators even though they have absolutely nothing but hot air to sell. Omega 3 fish oil is successfully huckstered as a cure for an impossible range of maladies and tens of thousands have been convinced that purging their bowels will have the same beneficial effects on their body that emptying a full sweeper bag can effect for s clogged up Electrolux. Ka-ching$!

Also consider how dozens of televangelists of dubious background and motive, repeatedly and successfully conning the public on TV by means of such obvious scams as packets of “miracle spring water,” or dollar green colored “prosperity prayer cloths” allegedly conveying magical pecuniary powers. “Pastor, right after I got your prayer cloth a thousand dollars mysteriously appeared in my bank account. Praise God!”

The fact is there is a small army of prosperity “pastors” on TV convincing tens of thousands of financially desperate people that giving generously — to the pastor, of course— will not only eliminate some benighted fools financial troubles but prompt a ten-fold return on their “offering.” One oily, but particularly persuasive, televangelists lives in a multi-million dollar California beach front mansion and flies to world-renown resorts in his business jet. Years back I even saw one of them wheedling still more money out of the faithful so he could buy an even bigger business jet —the price tag was nine million dollars! Let’s pump this sacerdotal bunko artist full of truth serum then ask him about the educability of the average American. Can you guess what he would say?

Media Programming

Ponder also the generally appalling quality of media programming both cable and broadcast. Broadcast TV, for instance, is still the same cultural wilderness it was in 1961 when FCC Chairman Newton Minnow invited us to:

“…sit down in front of your television set when your station goes on the air and stay there without a book, magazine, newspaper, profit and-loss sheet or rating book to distract you--and keep your eyes glued to that set until the station signs off. I can assure you that you will observe a vast wasteland. You will see a procession of game shows, violence, audience-participation shows, formula comedies about totally unbelievable families, blood and thunder, mayhem, violence, sadism, murder, western badmen, western good men, private eyes, gangsters, more violence and cartoons. And, endlessly, commercials--many screaming, cajoling and offending. And most of all, boredom.”

Newton was right on target until he got to that very last sentence. Since TV bored him, he concluded that the broad masses must also be bored. But Minnow failed to consider that shows remain on the air by virtue of their ratings. TV content is a function of the public tuning in or tuning out. Hence the generally mindless quality of TV programming is an indirect index of widespread public preference for drivel. Network executives long ago learned that they pan the most gold by designing a preponderance of their shows for people of limited capacity and less sophistication — i.e. the general public.

Radio programming is similarly selected via public popularity. So what do the masses tune to? Well here in the Philadelphia metropolitan area, home to almost 6 million people, it is unlikely to be classical music because the one commercial station that played it switched to soft rock. Philadelphians can listen to hip-hop, dance, country, soft rock, hard rock, pop/rock, stupidly one-sided right wing “talk” shows and endless gassing about sports, but the likes of Mozart, Beethoven and Haydn are out so far as commercial radio is concerned. Why? The broad masses weren’t tuning in. Evidently the broad masses prefer Rap to the Ode to Joy. And keep in mind that even greater desolation exists in the hinterlands where semi-literate pastors read God’s mind for the masses while country music grinds on endlessly in cacophonous concert. That is nearly all there is in the media heartland.

Do the happenings on social media give the lie to this argument? No, it reinforces it several orders of magnitude. The truly dumb entries on X, for example, offer overwhelming evidence of massive, breathtaking, shitheadedness that dominates much of social media.

Too Dumb, Too Scared, Or What?

To be fair, no one knows for sure how many people are deeply disgusted with this media garbage. And many people might have far better discernment if they had more knowledge to work with. American schooling helps little here. It is woefully inadequate when it comes to the arts and the discernment they can develop and it shies completely away from anything that might help kids see through bogus divines. As a matter of fact, by the time budget cuts slash “frills” from the curriculum, high stakes testing takes its share and the self-appointed censors finish off anything that might trigger thought, the curriculum is a cultural wasteland par excellence. Perhaps, then, we should beware of blaming the victim for the wasteland’s results.

All of these oblivious folks are not lacking in native intelligence. Sure, many are too dumb to know better. But many others are smart enough but lack their lack of intellectual training and knowledge prohibits their putting their intelligence to skillful use. This variety of blindness COULD be cured by a well-designed and implemented education provided if other things aren't weighing their intelligence down. But these "other things" often do. 

People are rendered uneducable for a wide variety of reasons other than stupidity. They may be too scared, too slothful, too unloved, too mentally or physically ill, too preoccupied with meeting primal needs, too angry, too substance dependent, too distracted, too bent down in soul wasting misery, too little in awe of the power of nature, to be educable. Any one of these causes, plus a number of similar factors, can block, or seriously impede, critical thinking even when it's vitally necessary.

What Proportion?

What proportion of the American population is rendered uneducable by one or more of these various causes? Is it, say 10%? According to the US Department of Education, that is the approximate population of Americans who qualify for special education. How about 76%? That's the percent of people who try to get into the U.S. military but fail to qualify. Is it somewhere in between and if so where on the continuum? You decide. 

But one thing is certain. Education, however well conducted, has strict limits. Schiller was right when he observed: "With stupidity the Gods themselves struggle in vain." When we add a host of alternative obstructions such as those just listed, it's enough to have a seriously negative impact on our species future on this tiny planet that is our only home.

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Friday, November 1, 2024

TESTING THE CANDIDATES: spotlighting the unqualified



 

Here we shortly after the presidential election and a lot of us could still use more actual information about the candidates. We could easily add more vital information in future elections. Offer each candidate the opportunity to take a battery of standardized tests on subjects such as the U.S. Constitution, Federal law, American history, basic economics and climate science, then publish each and every one of their scores. Should they refuse to take the test, make their refusal VERY public.


Donald Trump would have had to take such a test battery and have his scores made public knowledge OR publicly turn down the opportunity. Kamala Harris also would have the same opportunity to take them, have her scores reported or publicly decline. My guess is well-qualified candidates would take the opportunity while ignorant blowhards and clever bullshitters would not. Voters could still choose those who decline, to be sure, but their refusal would provide voters with useful information.

Why not require such tests? Because the Constitution sets the criteria for candidates and such an additional requirement would necessitate a Constitutional amendment. But we certainly could offer each candidate the opportunity and make the offer very public. It would function much like the debates. Except that bullshit doesn't fly on an objective test.

A professional testing corporation such as the Educational Testing Service to devise these tests. It's fun to imagine possible questions. I'm imagining serious questions involving knowledge relevant to future duties. But I can't resist adding a few that I would like to ask:

MULTIPLE CHOICE
1. Given an enormous federal budget deficit, which of the following would be best?
a. borrow still more money 
b. cut taxes for the middle class 
c. cut taxes for the super rich 
d. spend only what is taken in 

2. If an attractive female intern offers oral sex, a male public official should: 
a. quickly agree before she changes her mind 
b. make sure she doesn't keep the dress afterwards
c. politely decline 
d. ask her what she means by "sex." 

3. Should our schools decide to emphasize “good character,” the best person to exemplify such character would be: 
a. J. Edgar Hoover 
b. Richard Nixon 
c. Bill Clinton 
d. none of the above 

4. If a terrorist attack on the U.S. originates in country A, the best U.S. course of action would be to: 
a. turn the other cheek 
b. invade country C 
c. invade country B 
d. none of the above

5. The Second Amendment is predicated on the necessity of :
a. self-defense
b. maintaining a well-regulated militia
c. preserving a viable small arms industry
d. none of the above 

TRUE FALSE:
6. With the exception of James Buchanan, every U. S. President played par golf

7.  Mexico is actually paying for "the wall," but in small, discreet installments

8.   James Madison, the man behind the US Constitution, barred any and all Christian elements from that document.

9.  During the Trump administration, Denmark really did have Greenland up for sale
 
10. The Bill of Rights contains a total of 12 rights

Alright, enough of this whimsy. We might also want to test all potential appointees to key administrative offices. These could be required by law. Attorney General or Secretary of Defense, for example. The tests would be keyed to the anticipated areas of responsibility. For instance, every aspiring state Secretary of Education would have to pass the same battery of tests required of aspiring teachers. If we use Pennsylvania as a model, for example, the candidate would have to pass separate NTE tests in Reading, Writing, Listening Skills, Mathematics and Principles of Teaching and Learning. We might also want to add a content specialty test in their college major -- aspiring secondary educators have to take one of these. We could even also require standardized tests in Elementary Education Content and Curriculum. After all, officials in the Department of Education tell teachers at every level what to do. 
 
Of course, in any test of aspiring politicians or potential office holders, cheating will be an especially significant problem. Safeguards are absolutely required. At a minimum we must have different forms of the test in order to eliminate would-be candidates from copying each other's work. We also must put the tests under the tightest possible pre-use security.  Remember we're usually dealing with would-be politicians and their minions!

That, in broad outline, is the plan. But it needs filling in. That’s where you can help. Tell us what you think. Should aspirants for and holders of public office take standardized content area tests? If so should we also measure wisdom, rectitude, practical knowledge, sexual predilictions, or what? Additionally, should we test just once, or test longitudinally every year that the person is in office? (Longitudinal testing has the obvious advantage of measuring whether or not the subject is learning while “serving” and/or declining mentally) 

 You might like to suggest specific test items. They need not be multiple choice or true/false as exemplified in this commentary. Any type of questions typically found on standardized tests are welcome. Short answer, etc, Rush your comments and suggestions to the Worm Turns Foundation. org, or post them here. 

P.S. I also suggest asking them to publish their college transcripts. These folks are asking to be hired by us. So it certainly is appropriate to look into their academic record. (Donald Trump threatens Penn with legal action if they ever release his.)

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